Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Surprise, Surprise?

Another installment of the UEFA European Championship is almost upon us.  Given what we just witnessed in the English Premiership, will the 2016 edition of this tournament include a surprise of equal proportion?

Albania

Sorry, I cannot name a single Albanian player.  The Leicester City of the Euros, perhaps?
Group Stage

Austria

The Austrian squad includes Leicester City's left back Christian Fuchs.  Could he be the lucky charm?
2nd round

Belgium

Chock full of household names, will this Belgian edition follow the under-achievements of  the recent golden generations of England and Portugal?
Semi final

Croatia

Always competitive and easy on the eye, Croatia probably won't win the tournament but might cause a surprise or two.
2nd round

Czech Republic

Boasting a couple of familiar veterans, including the appropriately named 'keeper Petr Cech, I give the Czech Republic a better than even chance of getting out of arguably the toughest group.
2nd round

England

(Trying to be objective) The England squad seems to offer a nice blend of youth and experience.  Assuming the Tottenham contingent -- likely to occupy 4 of the 10 outfield positions -- is over its end-of-season crash and disappointment, I expect a deep run in the tournament.
Quarter final

France

The host's squad is rich with talent even without, perhaps, France's two most famous active players (Franck Ribery and Karim Benzema).  We have heard about (and occasionally seen) the great things that Paul Pogba is doing at Juventus.  Perhaps, he will be the breakout star at this international tournament.
Winner

Germany

As usual, the Germans are a pre-tournament favorite.  No surprise really when you look at the quality throughout the Bundesliga and the insane depth of the squad itself.
Quarter final

Hungary

It's great to see the Magyars back among the soccer elite.  Unfortunately, I haven't heard even faint comparisons with Puskas for any of the current squad.
Group stage

Iceland

In my lifetime, I never dreamed that Iceland would qualify for a major tournament.  But here they are.  Along with Albania.  Go figure.
Group stage

Italy

Italy has a habit of vastly exceeding and occasionally massively failing expectations.  Given the seemingly desperate consideration of Pirlo to fill the midfield void left by injuries, I am thinking it's the latter this time around.
Group stage

Northern Ireland

Two words: Kyle Lafferty
Do it for Bestie.
Group stage

Poland

Nicely balanced squad with Robert Lewandowski at his prime leading the line.  I pick the Poles to surprise in France.
Quarter final

Portugal

The defense looks a little creaky and the offense lives and dies, of course, by Cristiano Ronaldo, but I pick the Portuguese to make a deep run in the tournament.
Quarter final

Republic of Ireland

Group stage

Romania

2nd round

Russia

2nd round

Slovakia

Group stage

Spain

Rid of Diego Costa, Spain can revert to style and make like Barcelona again.  I don't know much about the forwards, but the rest of the squad is world class and includes Manchester United's most prized asset, David de Gea, between the sticks.
Runners up

Sweden

Like Portugal with Ronaldo, so go Sweden and Zlatan Ibrahimovic.  I actually see them getting out of a tough group.
2nd round

Switzerland

A team that has steadily improved over the last 10 years and is currently ranked 14th by FIFA (yes, those guys).  Xherdan Shaqiri seems to be the type of player that can inspire (or exasperate) and put the Swiss in contention.
2nd round

Turkey

Group stage

Ukraine

Always technically sound, the Ukrainian squad will need to tap into the same kind of emotional source that Schevchenko recently provided.  More than half of the squad is comprised of players from two clubs -- Dynamo Kiev and Shakhtar Donetsk -- presumably lending it more cohesion than most national teams.
2nd round

Wales

Derisively referred to by some as "Bales" due to their reliance on the brilliance of Real Madrid's Gareth Bale, Wales is actually a team to be feared, particularly as it features in one of the many potentially wide open tournament groups.
Semi final